Saturday, December 13, 2008

47,000 views!

$ ?


the hood gets YouTube love via an ignorant means...lmao


big ups to dem toon ass calumet old heads...

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

the UnCool dictionary: new word 4 vagina

"Javeenchka" (p. juh-veench^ka)
synonym for vagin, pussy, twat, coochie, or merch

used in a sentence: "Yeah aiight...lol...i hope one a dese hoes punch u in the Javeechka"

-not for frequent use, to be used only ever 3rd female organal referance.
(p.s. im high)

Monday, December 8, 2008

& it Hurts me Soul...

i've been comin' to alot of strange realizations lately and am coming to the conclusion that it doesnt really matter wat changes in the world so much as wat you change within your personal situation and then branch outward...it seems that when the bullshit affecting you becomes more tangible, is when u need to act...and strongly (sweating the little shit matters...but at the same time it doesn't, check the little shit at the door, make it a habit, and once it becomes second nature all u have to do is maintain your disdain, and wait in the cut for the BiG shit dat you need to affect)

Sunday, December 7, 2008

the UnCool Dictionary: "Womitch"

the "Womitch" (p. wahm-itch)
the Womitch is the most unstable of creatures...it is the title placed on one when indecisive of its status as a "Women" or a "Bitch" therefore the "Womitch" is bourne... the word "Womitch" can also be used to describe unsavory actions (some in which a diagnosed "Womitch" may partake in) such as: Lollygagging "Womitching" or in the present tense to describe a shitty situation, a "Womitch"


just for the record... check the last opinionated installment
http://theuncoolones.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2008-07-06T22%3A20%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=12
im coining the phrase

Saturday, December 6, 2008

"Quotes that equate" topic: Chicks

“a bird’s wing is an organ of propulsion and not of manipulation. It should therefore be regarded as a leg. The distinguishing mark of man is the hand, the instrument with which he does all his mischief”
...the defining attributes of the quote unquote "Women" are Legs, Breasts, Reer and Neck (turkey or watever) so...
...........so.......BITCH sometimes u may get called a 'chick' & or reasonably "chickenhead"!, hoe so...its not so much....disrespect as it would be discriptive, yes? not too FarFetched (poke'mon referance) aye?

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Gudda Gudda diservs this...

dis man "Gudda Gudda" killt it on his D3 verse & i just have the overwhelming suspicion dat it'll be predominatley overlooked...so yes my goof ass typed dis shit out...
"they say powder makes u hyper, reefa makes u calm, cigarettes give u cancer, woo woos make u dog, while i sip the purple oil as thick as my southern drawl, put me on the ocean floor wit a mermaid wit no draws, dey got bats up in the cave...upsidedown blood rushin' to they head...they reactin off sound, as i stand on the mound, pitchin' for the crown, uptown bound face painted like a clown recitin' scriptures from the chapters...proverbs, leviticus...old ass rappers complainin' wat the business is, bout the state of hip...soundin' like sum bitches hop yo ass up off a rich nigga dick, its redick-ulous...the new skool nigga...wat u need to do is become a resident of the condition...get yo ass up off yo ass and get ass up on a mission, become some competion..." and imma leave it at that...
uber......d-sent