Saturday, December 13, 2008

47,000 views!

$ ?


the hood gets YouTube love via an ignorant means...lmao


big ups to dem toon ass calumet old heads...

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

the UnCool dictionary: new word 4 vagina

"Javeenchka" (p. juh-veench^ka)
synonym for vagin, pussy, twat, coochie, or merch

used in a sentence: "Yeah aiight...lol...i hope one a dese hoes punch u in the Javeechka"

-not for frequent use, to be used only ever 3rd female organal referance.
(p.s. im high)

Monday, December 8, 2008

& it Hurts me Soul...

i've been comin' to alot of strange realizations lately and am coming to the conclusion that it doesnt really matter wat changes in the world so much as wat you change within your personal situation and then branch outward...it seems that when the bullshit affecting you becomes more tangible, is when u need to act...and strongly (sweating the little shit matters...but at the same time it doesn't, check the little shit at the door, make it a habit, and once it becomes second nature all u have to do is maintain your disdain, and wait in the cut for the BiG shit dat you need to affect)

Sunday, December 7, 2008

the UnCool Dictionary: "Womitch"

the "Womitch" (p. wahm-itch)
the Womitch is the most unstable of creatures...it is the title placed on one when indecisive of its status as a "Women" or a "Bitch" therefore the "Womitch" is bourne... the word "Womitch" can also be used to describe unsavory actions (some in which a diagnosed "Womitch" may partake in) such as: Lollygagging "Womitching" or in the present tense to describe a shitty situation, a "Womitch"


just for the record... check the last opinionated installment
http://theuncoolones.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2008-07-06T22%3A20%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=12
im coining the phrase

Saturday, December 6, 2008

"Quotes that equate" topic: Chicks

“a bird’s wing is an organ of propulsion and not of manipulation. It should therefore be regarded as a leg. The distinguishing mark of man is the hand, the instrument with which he does all his mischief”
...the defining attributes of the quote unquote "Women" are Legs, Breasts, Reer and Neck (turkey or watever) so...
...........so.......BITCH sometimes u may get called a 'chick' & or reasonably "chickenhead"!, hoe so...its not so much....disrespect as it would be discriptive, yes? not too FarFetched (poke'mon referance) aye?

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Gudda Gudda diservs this...

dis man "Gudda Gudda" killt it on his D3 verse & i just have the overwhelming suspicion dat it'll be predominatley overlooked...so yes my goof ass typed dis shit out...
"they say powder makes u hyper, reefa makes u calm, cigarettes give u cancer, woo woos make u dog, while i sip the purple oil as thick as my southern drawl, put me on the ocean floor wit a mermaid wit no draws, dey got bats up in the cave...upsidedown blood rushin' to they head...they reactin off sound, as i stand on the mound, pitchin' for the crown, uptown bound face painted like a clown recitin' scriptures from the chapters...proverbs, leviticus...old ass rappers complainin' wat the business is, bout the state of hip...soundin' like sum bitches hop yo ass up off a rich nigga dick, its redick-ulous...the new skool nigga...wat u need to do is become a resident of the condition...get yo ass up off yo ass and get ass up on a mission, become some competion..." and imma leave it at that...
uber......d-sent

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Ellen DeGeneres



One of the funniest comedians in my opinion (obviously)
disclamer: (unless u got time i wouldn't advise u watch the whole thing but at about 6:50 mark...uh...well... just watch it...)

Monday, November 17, 2008

LIL' big Sis interviews Gemstones

so...Abo...my lil big sister is mos def doin her shmitt
-------check it out------- http://theuncoolones.blogspot.com/
shouts to dat nigga Gemstones...

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

CRS

CRS
C.onsumer R.ecreation S.ervices

this acronym comes from this 1997 movie called "The GAME"
which is about:
a Wealthy financier Nicholas Van Orton who gets a strange birthday present from wayward brother Conrad (a live-action game) that consumes his life.
-courtesy of IMDb

now i watched dis movie a few days ago and immediatley thought about...

CRS
C.hild R.ebel S.oldier

da supergroup comprised of: Lupe, Pharrell & Kanye...
just considerin' the amount of time it took 4 word of wat their "CRS" ment to hit the streets in conjunction wit the fact that this group is lyrically like an arguable "Power Elite" of sorts... i jus wondered....may their be a connection? hmm...

Salute Thee Saluki...


Kinda late but...
Me, my nigga P & Jim Jones (not a nickname yall) poppin bottles b4 Siu's homecoming shindigg
shouts to those un-photoged that attended...
(figured i'd post this since P was so adamit about lettin me know dat since i aint take many to any pics i coulda (got) disappeared with no trace...lol)

Monday, November 10, 2008

I Gots da Juice now apparently...(shoulder shruggs)


an early b-dizz gift from da siss's...
jus figured i'd share idk...
-pure deciency

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Happy Birthdeezy!!!





2:50 a.m.
11/10/2008
HBD to urs trully
yay...
19=big woop

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Random Wings (flyness)


-LV bag
-Acid washed jeans
-sparkly kix (shit dat chicks wear)

WDYWY?

-Green&Black Lumber Jack(keepin' it in focus via color scheme)

-Eugene


-501 Levi's


-Kyle Broflovski KeyChain

Friday, October 24, 2008

My Hat!




A vintage Anaheim Angels Hat i copped from a ?7!#? $?073 months ago...








Random cat in my Anthropology class wit a similar demo!?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

How My 08' Kicked off


















On a rooftop across from da museum of science and industry adjacent to the lake...wit bottles of Rose', Chandon and blunts all around... played telephone tag wit 1 hoe and 1 heffer (got up wit the heffer) drove under influence, had some questionable brownies by FDA standards and watched da guys act asses pis in miscellaneous places, blow back & blow chunks. From the outside lookin' in, im in my prime nearin' top of my game wit lots of power players hopefully i'll end on the same (figured i'd post this to spite my shitty day)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

If I were A SouthPark character...


I think i'd look like this>
dats it...

Levi Strauss



i started wearin' Levi's (on purpose) about a year and a half ago...my main objective at the time was to get my denim game up...now, me and my nigga P (http://flightmanual.blogspot.com/) have always searched for, educated ourselves, and partook in "premium" clothing, so with that in mind, amongst all the foogazey jean junkies and provayers...i decided to start coppin' levis (of the premium kind) after "P" got to tellin' me about the japenese L-words dat niggas wasn't up on (circa 2.5 years ago)...unfortunately not too long after my first purchase of jeans that actually fit (not fitted{i dont fux wit da skinnies} slim str8) the floogates of "Jimmy Jazz ass niggas" (mall shoppers & bandwagon jumpers) decided to find some jeans to go wit they blacklabel outfits etc... to this day though and long after i'll still be a 501 fanatic and respect a few that are as well, wayne let me down (stylist?) but the denim don't. so 4 the only cheap primi' that can lay next to & hold its own next to the True, Seven, Antik types thus far...U still aiight (levi's in pic warn on 10/20/08)

Sunday, October 19, 2008

"Truck Stop" Slop

About two weeks ago i hit the "Truck Stop" at about 2am wit my sister & the rest of the W.C./Culture Klub crew & proceeded to "dismantle" what you see to the left of you...39th and halsted...good food to exhaust kids

Monday, September 15, 2008

Ayo in the "UK"......Journal of an 18 year old jetsetter

well i went to the U.K. in may 08' (no rhyme intended) from the 9th to the 19th...jus cuz.Stayed in milton keynes,coventry & london,keep in mind im an 18 year old black kid from the southside of chicago with no real bragworthy bread like dat so...yea...............oh & call dat a "StainCity" cuz i went there for the low (the exact amount i shall'nt disclose)tryna get my "jetsetter" on but uh yea...here go some pics.(F.Y.I,i went to nigeria for 2 weeks last year) im half nigerian (fuck is this a personals ad?)...here...

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Toy Story Pt. 1:Random bitch asks about my bag

Ayo Says: if u ask me where I got something from, & I don’t give u specifics, know that u did that because u aren’t as readily equipped for flight as me, u may let me know im on bullshit, i very well may be @ the time, but dont try-n-treat "Anything More Would be uncivilized"

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Jap...now Thai, like im shoutin' at a sty...list

about a week ago i hit "Kikuya" a sushi restaurant (in HydePark{chicago})wit my peoples 4 my sisters b-day, my mans P explains his experiance (see http://flightmanual.blogspot.com/) but yesterday i touched down in Reno, & random as shit, my first stop was this Thai restaraunt...(lol) all the time tho, the food was maad decient, i ended up gettin "Pad See Ewe" which is basically pieces of steak, broccoli, egg, and flat noodles (those flat noodles are chewy as hell) altogether it was purrty good tho...

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Annual Music Observation

I noticed kinda recently that Lupe Fiasco has a number of tracks (in referance to his pre- "Food & Liquor" mixtapes) that if heard with the voice of ur favorite rappers (X) favorite rapper (Pac and or BiG) sounds like it could've been a verse from Pac or BiG...
example: "SOME SAY THE STEROIDS IN THE CHICKEN IS THE CAUSE OF THE THICKNEN' IN THE YOUNG WOMEN...LIVIN'...SHORTIES PLAYIN' COPS AND ROBBERS,LIVIN" (in Pac voice)
-0r-
example: "A LITTLE BETTA...LITTLE BERRETTAS WIT SURPRESSAAAS AND ALL THE ETCETERAAAS FROM WHEREVER,...WE CAN POOOLE CLIMB CUT PHOOONE LINES THE WHOOOLE 9" (in BiG voice)
this thought came to me randomly in a car ride to the crib and was only accentuated by my "thirst" to demonstrate such findings (im hella decient with voice impersonations so...ha!)
whether on purpose or by coincidence that in-conjuction wit homies subject matter X verse complexity equates to some low key uber ill shit (no d!ck ridin') so yeah...food for thout

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Introduction

WaDDown?...maiden voyage of the blog, figured id kick it off wit my thoughts...

as of late...i been under the impression of concession, i stand to do more then the effects of a lesson, i reckon how im steppin' will not thee. blow. lessen, if i fall from grace like dropped forks from a meals delicatessen, yessum...boss, my massa says imma winner and imma be jiven & shuckin' right after i get my dinner, imma sinner, hoes is boogers and i plan to pick a winner, diggin' for gold'll be later cuz new realm im bout to enter...